A pagan entity, worshipped since ancient times BC but not well known nowadays.
Its despicted in the classic paintings as an old drag queen riding a pink alicorn, wielding a 3 foot log dildo-shaped scepter, forged by Hephaestus himself.
One swing from his scepter can create massive earthquakes, rainbows, volcanic eruptions and gay parades worldwide. People are used to blame HAARP for such drastic environmental changes, when actually its Gay God angry at mortals for making bad use of decoration and fashion.
In a distant past LGBTQIA+ people would sacrifice young virgin gays to calm down Gay God, not before they get voluntarily sodomized by 10 inch BBCs.
Its despicted in the classic paintings as an old drag queen riding a pink alicorn, wielding a 3 foot log dildo-shaped scepter, forged by Hephaestus himself.
One swing from his scepter can create massive earthquakes, rainbows, volcanic eruptions and gay parades worldwide. People are used to blame HAARP for such drastic environmental changes, when actually its Gay God angry at mortals for making bad use of decoration and fashion.
In a distant past LGBTQIA+ people would sacrifice young virgin gays to calm down Gay God, not before they get voluntarily sodomized by 10 inch BBCs.
Gay 1: Girl, just look at this shirt, don't you think im fabulous?
Gay 2: Yeah, but those horrific shoes are out of fashion and don't match anything. I will pray for Gay God to not punish us.
Gay 2: Yeah, but those horrific shoes are out of fashion and don't match anything. I will pray for Gay God to not punish us.
by H1b3rt0 March 8, 2023
Get the Gay Godmug. 
some people are so arrogant with their selfish actions that the only one who will handle them is god in the end.
by Pixie Bxtch September 10, 2020
Get the god got youmug. Several years ago, an ancient species know as "Viners" ruled the universe. Viners were known for having an excessive amount of comedical qualities, aswell as being extremely white. The almighty Jake Paul, their father, created the so called "white people language" so the Viners could communicate. In this complex language Viners, also known as white people, used expressions like "spicy", "dab" and of course the great "god church". Intellegent scientists are capeable of understanding many of these expressions, but some are still unexplainable.
by Intellegent Professor June 5, 2017
Get the God Churchmug. <1992>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, Archery And He Is Deaf With A Unisex Name<1992>
<1992>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, Archery And He Is Deaf With A Unisex Name<1992>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
Get the <1992>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, Archery And He Is Deaf With A Unisex Name<1992>mug. boy 1: how can i become a chicken god
chicken god: you'll never be one because you ain't getting laid
chicken god: you'll never be one because you ain't getting laid
by chicken pussy May 9, 2018
Get the chicken godmug. by Derin Marino February 10, 2022
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