Peanut Butter Blessing

When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.

Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?

Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.

by PB_Blesser June 24, 2024

Tiger Butter

The amalgam of shit and semen in the gusset of her panties after a back door railing

Ohhhhh can we pull over at that gas station? Why? I got some tiger butter going on. I need a quick wipe.

by Dick Onchin October 5, 2024

Peamutt butter

Specially made dog friendly peanut butter for doing the peanut butter wonder

Dave spread the peamutt butter all over his penis before getting his dog Dan to lick it off.

by Mutt butt December 11, 2024

Cinnamon butter manicure

When you're on a date at Texas Roadhouse and she uses the cinnamon butter spread to give you a footjob under the table.

Yeah bro I was on a date last week and this big titty goth girl gave me a surprise cinnamon butter manicure. It was legendary!

by ArmadaFB December 13, 2024

Peanut butter top hat

When a guy defecates in ladies mouth and she gives proceeds to give him head.

my friend John was getting head from a women and he shat in her mouth. She proceeded to give him a peanut butter top hat.

by Im fatty fat December 13, 2024

jimmy butlers son

me

random guy: yo is that jimmy butlers son!

Me; yeah that's me🗿

by Jimmy butler's son December 16, 2024

Jimmy Butler's son

Me

Random guy: yo is that jimmy butler's son!

Me: yup that's 🧑🏾

by Jimmy butler's son December 16, 2024