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Comes Out From Your Butt
Your Butt Is So Big, a million poops can come out!
by IPOOPINMYPANTIES January 15, 2015
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poop someone's pants

To poop someone's pants means to beat them up.
We're gonna poop someone's pants tonight!
by epicman87 November 28, 2024
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poop squeak

Like a command from the poop deck that is almost just a squeak. Having no guts and no glory.
His voice was like a squeak because of his fear of the enemy. He was just a poop squeak.
by websteroforegon January 14, 2007
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Poop Stop

A stop, often urgent and unexpected, between two destinations to have explosive diarrhea or shit squirts. It is a derivative of a pit stop, but solely for taking a poop before you arrive at your final destination.
On the way back from lunch, Susie Q had to stop on the 8th floor for a poop stop to avoid blowing up the bathroom on her floor.
by Shah of the Bayou November 20, 2021
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parallel poop

When two people purposely choose adjacent stalls in a bathroom so that they may join in a conversation with one another.
When Michael and Vincent went to mexico they took a parallel poop while Catherine cleaned the bathroom sink.
by Adan is a loser January 7, 2015
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Victorian poop pipe

The act of lying on one's stomach and imserting a pipe or hose up one's anus whilst haveing a partner straddle one's back, huffing any rectal gassees that might be expelled. If done correctly, there is no act of flatulence, rather the stink fumes waft out at a steady, gradual pace for the huffer to enjoy at their leisure. In some cases, excrement itself can suddenly launch out of the tube, covering the huffer and adjacent surfaces in a shower of stank. This is particularly a common occurrence if the person in question partakes of a diet high in fats and low in fiber. If such an incident occurs, it is customary for the huffer to exclaim 'by jove, we have struck oil, old chap!' Failure to do so is considered both bad form and bad luck.
Sandra gave me a Victorian poop pipe last night, it was a cracking good time, lads!
by Carnie_Asada April 18, 2025
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Monkey poop

This is an insult by every 3 year old when you don’t let them eat the shit in the toilet
Person 1: it’s mine!
Person 2: no it’s mine
Person 1: fudge you you monkey poop
by Master oogway is daddy May 24, 2022
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