I don't have hands

A humorous response to being asked to perform a simple task.

Person 1: "could you pass the salt?"
Person 2: "but I don't have hands."

by Ghost_ink October 4, 2023

Slight of hand pro

Having a high sex drive, being able to tactically reload within a matter of seconds. 😉 if you don't have it, just go home.

have you got slight of hand pro

by slight of hand god April 17, 2020

no hands

To have "no hands" is to lack mechanical skill, usually in relation to a video game. While originally referring solely to a lack of speed and precision in input, it has since been expanded to any situation in which victory is lost due to an inability to make effective inputs.

Commentator 1: "Let's see if XxXFaZe_DunkerXxX can pull off this combo, against this opponent though it'll be very intensive in button presses"
Commentator 2: "Nah he's cooked, Dunker notoriously has no hands"
*he proceeds to absolutely fumble the combo owing to his poor fine motor control*

by depressed doge 317 December 15, 2024

Words with Hands

This is when a verbal argument gets physical. I'm not condoning violence, but it happens.

Al: "Hey! Don't be talkin' smack on my girl, Maisey. Maisey is a queen and you are a chump!"
Benji: "Suck it, Al! Just like Maisey did last night!"
Al: "Oh this is now Words with Hands, bitch!"
Al went smash and Benji went down...

by von groovy September 22, 2024

full handed

This is when all your hands are full and you can’t hold anything else.

Mum I can’t carry the shopping I am full handed

by anonymous February 26, 2021

Pussy Hand Grenade

The act of having your period mid sex which causes the male to Bust as hard as he can.

I just did the Pussy Hand Grenade in Jake.

I wanna do it again

by Man on a Mission August 24, 2025

Gas hands

A term used by the cryptocurrency community when someone wants to sell, but cannot get a fair exchange rate due to high fees (which fluctuate regularly), called gas in crypto slang. Related to "diamond hands".

"Dude, I'm holding ETH right now and I want to sell 0,5 ETH but these damn gas fees want to charge me 0,2 ETH, no way I'm that crazy."
"Fuck man, gas hands all the way then."

by Delenition September 10, 2021