Two handed wonder

When your masturbate and pet your dog at the same time.

Did you hear about Tom, he is a two handed wonder.

by TwoHandedWonder October 9, 2016

get/get handed the beats by dre

just another word for getting beat up, most notably used by nydrillofficial.

dude 1: I caught him in the store and handed him the beats by dre
dude 2: dam that's crazy ig

dude 1: If I see him get/get handed the beats by dre

by jaykayyyyy March 27, 2024

Hand talk

To start a fight or beat someone up as soon as you see them

When I see you it’s straight hand talk on sight.

by Clairebear10 November 20, 2019

Feen Hand Syndrome

Feen Hand Syndrome is a condition that describes nicotine feens, and how they hold their nic sticks in their hand in a certain way in pictures and videos. How they hold it in their palm and grasp their fingers around it.

Guy 1: man check this bitches post out

Guy 2: why she holdin the nic stick like that?

Guy 1: she got that Feen Hand Syndrome

by YeetYeetMcYeet October 21, 2022

hand angel sock

a sex act involving a hand job with socks on your hands where the cum goes everywhere.

Come on baby, it's my birthday. can I get a hand angel sock?

by sock puppet master 69 March 9, 2025

The Barren's Hand

2 and 7 unsuited in poker.

That hand is worthy of The Barren himself!

Quite The Barren's Hand there.

by The Barren October 13, 2011

Knife hand

The act of Fisting your partner but with your fingers and thumb fully extended, Then yelling Ooorahh!

My husband knife handed me lastnight like a pissed off NCO.

by Devildaughter03 November 1, 2021