Spivey Guy

A narrow beady eye guy, who is missing teeth and you can’t understand a word he says.

Spivey guy Spivey guy, he’s got narrow fucking beady eyes look out here come the Spivey guy.

by Bradys store January 18, 2019

Penis Guy

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you are penis guy

by CumSlayer February 23, 2022

VH1 Guy

A VH1 Guy (or Girl) is one of those "famous" people from that network's list/retrospective shows whose name and face you never remember. Examples include Hal Sparks, Sherrod Small, Scott Ian, Alison Becker and the Sklar Brothers.

These Z-listers are most often comedians, but run the gamut of actors/actresses, athletes, musicians, reality show contestants and entertainment writers. Sometimes they are even part of the subject matter of the show itself.

"Yo, there's a... *squints* Jake... Fogelnest stand-up special in my Netflix recs. Who the hell is that?"
"Oh, he's a classic VH1 Guy. He was on that Greatest Hard Rock Songs show and talked about how 'Cult of Personality' by Living Colour was the 69th-greatest HARD ROCK song ever for 5 seconds."
"Yeah, hard pass." *switches over to Rachel Quaintance podcast*

by send_me_dikdik_pics April 15, 2023

Epic Sad Guy Music

A term used to describe soppy, saccharine, generic, and wall-of-sound-ish adult contemporary cheese music, usually having vaguely Christian undertones. The genre itself originated in 2013, after the release of Hozier's "Take Me To Church", and rose to popularity in 2021 after Duncan Laurence released his song, "Arcade". It has since been used to define artists like Alex Warren, David Kusher, and Benson Boone. The term, however, was coined in 2025 by a Pitchfork critic known as Hannah Jocelyn.

Tom: What are you listening to?
Bill: Alex Warren.
Tom: Oh, you mean the guy that makes epic sad guy music?

by Dyl Dosankan Dumms July 22, 2025

Tough guy

A guy called mick, who usually drives a commodore, who thinks he’s tough and usually drinks 2 cartons of beer a week.

“Look at mick over there in his car, he thinks he’s a tough guy doesn’t he!)

by Blokes and their zinger boxes September 21, 2022

Is this guy forrealz?

A phrase used when seeing someone who sounds, talks, acts, etc gay when no one is sure what their sexual orientation is.

Guy 1: (In a gay tone) Uhhhhmmm, excuse me could I see that?
(Pause)
Spectator: Is this guy forrealz?
Guy 2:Are you forrealz?
Spectator: (Laughs)

by iPhoneBuddie January 18, 2011

fgm fall guys clan

This is the best fall guys clan of fall guys masters. You need more than 3 crowns to join.

Hey I think I should join fgm fall guys clan.

by hunschtvedgeon July 13, 2022