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going to New Jersey

Any sexual act involving honey.

Much like going to the state of New Jersey, it sounds like an okay idea ... but in reality it's unpleasant, time-consuming to clean up, and will give you a yeast infection if you're not careful.
"How do you feeling about going to New Jersey?
"No thanks. Bob and I went to New Jersey two weeks ago and my skin *still* feels sticky."
by real brooklyn March 26, 2017
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Go ahead, pee.

A meme mentioning Logokas, the clown of DDMC, with Impact font all over his face. Go ahead, pee.
by DDLCModdingCommunity March 5, 2021
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Go Mobile Commerce

Allows your drunk taxi friend to take payment for services via your credit card. Before he drops you off, he'll know whether your credit card is good or not.
Frank picked Jon up from Bumpys and took him home. Jon flashed his credit card, but Frank had no idea whether the card was good. Therefore, he go mobile commerce'd it up and took payment before Jon went inside. The card was good and Frank was happy. Both Frank and Jon slept well at night.
by Big H-Bomb December 31, 2011
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go commit oof

When someone says this to you. there is no coming back. It's the worst insult you could probably imagine.
You will instantly die and you will hear a giant oof.
jeff: go commit toaster bath.
luke: go commit oof.
Jeff:*dies and makes the oof sound
by ur granny tranny 690 April 11, 2019
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Go To Free Outlet

It's what you tell people when you say GTFO and they question what it really means. Basic way of trolling.
Me: GTFO
Faggot ass emo kid on myspace: that is Get The Fuck Out???
Me: No it means Go To Free Outlet (/facepalm)
by DiLDoR the Arctic Avenger April 9, 2009
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go burn in a fire

by HomerMav December 19, 2019
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Go Suck an Ass

Go Suck an Ass: similar to the phrase "go suck a dick," but worse. When you tell someone to "go suck an ass" It is THE WORST way you can yell at a tool who is pissing you off.
Go suck an Ass!

He pissed me off, I told him to go suck an ass!

Boy: Send me a nude - Girl: Go suck an ass!
by Go Suck an Ass November 8, 2017
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