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Slut Charger

The universal phone charger that will fit and charge pretty much every phone ever except iPhones.
"Damn, I forgot my charger."

"Here, use mine. It's a slut charger, so it'll fit your phone."
by HeavyMetalGamer95 June 8, 2018
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slut hen

why would you even search this

a hen that is a slut for you
...why would you say slut hen .... monster

I like it
by Sluethen November 24, 2017
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Sleeping slut

A woman who is a slut during the day and even while sleeping at night, tends to take rock hard cocks in every possible hole.
I had sex with that sleeping slut last night, but so did my two friends.
by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 5, 2016
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Veggie Slut

Often seen as a term of endearment; this word could mean:
1) one who eats a lot of vegetables.
2) a vegetarian who happens to be a slut
3) a playful name for a friend who happens to be a vegetarian
4) someone who eats a wide variety of veggies
Kelsey, the vegetarian, was called a veggie slut after cheating on her boyfriend
by i love turtlez September 29, 2011
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Slut Math

Slut Math
A math equation that determines the sluttiness factor of a female

log((age-10)^69)/18

take the age, subtract 10, take it to the 69th power, take the log base ten of that, then divide by 20 to get the acceptable number of sex partners from that age.

take the # of partners of the accused slut, divide by the equation above.
if above 1, then she is a slut
else, she is probably not, but may act like one.
-Dick- Hey I think Brittany's a slut
-Brian- Have you done the slut math on her yet?
-Dick- What's the formula?
-Brian- You take her age, subtract 10, take that number to the 69th power, you take the log base ten of that number, then you divide by 18.
-Dick- Ain't nobody got no time for that.
-Brian- But i do got time for taking my log and and 69ing with power(sex joke).
by dapumpkinator December 29, 2015
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Bakery Slut

A chick that puts a penis through a donut. Also, then sucks on the penis after.
"That girl with the Krispy Kreme Donut, yeah she a BAKERY SLUT!
by Imagoodperson69 September 18, 2018
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Three-piece slut

A loose female who, while not relationship material, is attractive enough to accompany you to formal events, and give you an enjoyable evening afterwards.
"Are you taking Tracy to your boss' wedding?"

"Nah son, we broke up. Gonna have to use my three-piece slut for this one!"
by DavieYo May 22, 2015
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