The extreme pain of being left without ejactuation after a blow job. Also it's being cut off and stopped just as your about to C U M.
Ladies. Just let your man cum. don't just stop right as he's about to. so either you let him cum to big booty midget porn or cum in you. don't just stop right as ejactulation is present. in short. BLUE BALLS ARE PRESENT!
by CumTittiesWithBBQSauceIsGood69 May 27, 2021
The male version of "Period". As when girls say Period, it is quite cringe, so we men say Blue balls! This is just used as a male substition of the phrase Period, anyway please stop reading.
Jessica: I hate men
Julie: Yas girlll Period!
Archan: I hate watermelon people
Mikael: Yas boyyy Blue balls!
Julie: Yas girlll Period!
Archan: I hate watermelon people
Mikael: Yas boyyy Blue balls!
by MonkePuggy February 29, 2024
When you blue ball yourself then immediately finish on a santa claus costume while in an area thats under 30 degrees
Person 1: Hey have you seen Dave?
Person 2: Yeah I saw him, he was showing the santa claus outside with kids a Blue Holiday
Person 2: Yeah I saw him, he was showing the santa claus outside with kids a Blue Holiday
by thetripleD's September 28, 2022
One of the Funniest scenes in television, this originates from the BBC Sci-fi sitcom Red Dwarf the episode is S6E2 titled Legion and it goes like this;
Rimmer: Go to Blue Alert.
Lister: What for? There's no one to alert, we're all here.
Rimmer: I'd just feel more comfortable if we were all on our toes because everyone's aware it's a Blue Alert situation.
Lister: We all are on our toes!
Rimmer: May I remind you all of Space Corps Directive 34124?
Kryten: 34124. "No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity".
Rimmer: Damn you both, all the way to Hades! I want to go to Blue Alert!
Lister: Okay, okay.
He presses a button; a sign reading 'Alert' in blue lighting begins flashing pathetically in the corner of the cabin
Rimmer: Thank you. A bit of professionalism.
...
Rimmer: Step up to Red Alert!
Kryten: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.
Lister: What for? There's no one to alert, we're all here.
Rimmer: I'd just feel more comfortable if we were all on our toes because everyone's aware it's a Blue Alert situation.
Lister: We all are on our toes!
Rimmer: May I remind you all of Space Corps Directive 34124?
Kryten: 34124. "No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity".
Rimmer: Damn you both, all the way to Hades! I want to go to Blue Alert!
Lister: Okay, okay.
He presses a button; a sign reading 'Alert' in blue lighting begins flashing pathetically in the corner of the cabin
Rimmer: Thank you. A bit of professionalism.
...
Rimmer: Step up to Red Alert!
Kryten: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.
by Proper Sheffield lad April 29, 2022
Hype sensitivity of minorities to police presence, such as changing behaviors even though they are not doing anything wrong. For example, a motorist slowing down at the sight of a police car when s/he was not speeding in the first place.
by Hutchmark April 21, 2020
Blue Louie is the king of Warcity and is CEO of Cashout On Site(COS). Youll see him on stages near you soon.
by Blue Louie July 27, 2015
(option 1)
Random person : big blue tnt
Random person 2 : WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
(option 2)
The same person before : bro did I just drink big blue tnt?
The other person : Did you???
(Option 3)
Basically the person who says the examples : big blue tnt
The person who responds : sup
Random person : big blue tnt
Random person 2 : WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
(option 2)
The same person before : bro did I just drink big blue tnt?
The other person : Did you???
(Option 3)
Basically the person who says the examples : big blue tnt
The person who responds : sup
by Big kid 69430 August 14, 2022