by Darth_Revan1324 April 9, 2021

by Ur moms left not February 15, 2021

A sexy bearded plumber named Morgan who loves to lay his pipe in the day and pipe at night. It’s a Dirty job but someone’s gotta do it!!!
by SinAmynBear December 23, 2021

Person A: Hey bro you check bounties yet?
Person B: Yeah, they updated mine
slut (moogus): The David Goggins Gogathon:
1) Wake up at 0200 hours
2) Cry for a little bit
3) DEVOUR a reasonably priced
frozen mozzarella pizza
4) Quick shadow boxing session
under a cold shower
5) Leave house NAKED
6) Discuss geopolitics with a feral
dog as the sun begins to rise
STAY HARD
NEVER LET
IT GO SOFT
Person B: Yeah, they updated mine
slut (moogus): The David Goggins Gogathon:
1) Wake up at 0200 hours
2) Cry for a little bit
3) DEVOUR a reasonably priced
frozen mozzarella pizza
4) Quick shadow boxing session
under a cold shower
5) Leave house NAKED
6) Discuss geopolitics with a feral
dog as the sun begins to rise
STAY HARD
NEVER LET
IT GO SOFT
by slutour September 24, 2023

by Tiffyboo March 8, 2018

When an ugly girl thinks she is the shit because her hot friends get attention. She mistakes her friends attention for her own. It gives her a big ego.
Dude, Kennedy is such a second hand slut. She thinks the attention she gets from guys is towards her but its actually toward her hot friends.
by chuckschuckles April 21, 2025
