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Joe

Usually a red headed Irish fucker with a toupee who resorts to bullshit because he's always baking an egg loaf in video games. Tends to use the bog constantly.
Person 1: Hey where's joe?
Person 2: Oh he's in the bog baking an egg loaf out of his asshole after that 0 and 18 performance.
by my pronouns are that/guy April 15, 2023
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Barry Joe

Smartest Mofo ever

Barry Joe lives in San Fransico with his super rich parents moching off them. He weighs 400 pounds, is a god at rocket league, thinks Oklahoma is on the east coast, went to harvard at age 9, graduated at age 8 after inventing the time machine, and is the starting quaterback at his middle school, and only eats salad. Runs track for Ohio state somehow.
Person 1 "Yo do you know Barry Joe?"
Person 2 "I know a couple of Barry Joes, which one do you mean?"
Person 1 "The retarded looking one"
Person 2 "Oh u mean Barry Joe Mama"
by oihp3q49paewfug9p203u9 September 12, 2022
mugGet the Barry Joemug.

joe mama

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Joe

Joe Is a crazy motherfucker with an enourmous cock. When he walks down the street, women within a 500 yard radius immediatly orgasm and have hormones pouring out of their ears. Dont fuck with Joe, that hard ass motherfucker will kick your teeth in!
Did you hear about how Joe nearly killed that girl with his cock?
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joe

Joe is a man who sells bread. Don't be a joe.
bro, he's being such a joe right now.
by FNDREAM October 5, 2020
mugGet the joemug.

Floppy Joe

(Not to be confused with Sloppy Joe)

The particularly flabby, low-hanging breasts of a large woman (though they might claim big-boned).

Also, subject of the infamous song “Floppy Joe” by renowned music artist Avé.
Avé: *Floppy Joe and I cannot lie, Floppy Joe tastes like apple pie*

Dan: This shit bumps.
by MadongIzichi August 1, 2018
mugGet the Floppy Joemug.

JOE

your mom loves joe with his HUUUUUGGEEEE BIIGGGGG BLACKKK 405 benchpress
by JOEOBAMA March 4, 2022
mugGet the JOEmug.

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