Poop n’ pull

Mastubating while taking a shit

Person 1: why has Luke been in the shitter for an hour
Person 2: probably taking a Poop n’ pull

by Lance Biggerstaff November 6, 2017

Scrump n’ clutch

In simplest form, Scrump is shortened from scrumptious and clutch simply means that a circumstance or situation is in fact ideal or positively impacts the lives of persons. Thus, the term “scrump n’ clutch” is a describing word and/or phrase used in any situation where a person is consumed with extreme happiness or excitement. While this may seem to be a synonym for wig, this term undoubtedly has more zest and is sure to be a crowd favorite at any social gathering.

Dennis: Today we are doing only one 2k
Kamryn: omg! This is so wigtastic! Even better this is scrump n’ clutch!
Lauren: Dennis you are so clutch!

by Monskam22 March 11, 2020

Make 'n bake

after making a hard test at school, smoke a joint

dude, that test is gonna be hard, let's do a make 'n bake

by LeonSmokinHuizinga October 31, 2011

Slug-n-tug

Pull your Johnson out of your baby mama and let your bosses done Jork it.

My pal Eddie slug-n-tugged me behind a Taco Bell after meeting the grand ol’ BM

by Dr. Dysphoria August 23, 2025

Slurp n Surf

When waves are pumping but you need a coffee fix before surfing

I need to Slurp n Surf

by KyKatz July 21, 2022

Dream-'n-cream

wet dream or nocturnal erection or some shit
verb: dream'n-'n-cream'n

During male Pubescence, the occasional dream-'n-cream is expected.

by TweakGod October 14, 2019

Squeeze n slide

This can be used to describe the moment when you put toothpaste on your toothbrush and then go to wet it, but the toothpaste slips of and slides down the drain leaving you with nothing but wet bristles.

Dude 1: “Haha your toothpaste just fell off your toothbrush”
Dude 2: “Ahh yeah it was a squeeze n slide”

by elamenapee March 28, 2020