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Meat slap

The meat slap also known as the clapper slapper, the dick swatter and the pisser poke is a sexual action in which a male partner or a chick with a dick slaps their sexual partner in the face with their dick. Commonly seen being used by prison inmates and hobos.
“Bro did you hear that Andrew got meat slapped by Lila list night?”
by ohz999 November 19, 2023
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Meat pencil

A human finger, typically the index finger; long with a tip. Your meat pencil is unique.
"Hey Carol, have you washed that fillet-o-fish scent off ya meat pencil?"
"She was sniffing her meat pencil because her son is in prison."
"Oh I wish I had never cut my meat pencil off."

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by ElderCunny March 9, 2016
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Meat Grappler

A term used derogatorily to describe a man who is well versed in the manipulation of the male genitialia.
Guy1 to Guy2 - "you're fag"

Guy2 - "I'll take that a compliment coming from a dirty meat grappler such as yourself"
by JebusCripes February 23, 2011
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wig meat

I totally got some wig meat from your sister last night
by Studlaw June 17, 2010
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Michigan Meat Stick

A Michigan meat stick is a shit so big that it spans right from the beginning of your stomach, through all of your intestines and out the ass hole.
I ate so much food last night that this shit is definitely gonna be a Michigan Meat Stick
by UnkySnit10 July 2, 2023
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Meat Loaf

A guy who wouldn't do that.
Rest in Peace Michael Aday

A.K.A Meat Loaf

1947-2022
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 22, 2022
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