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salisbury slut

When a female of the loose variety only puts out for TV dinners. A rare breed indeed, this creature is usually found in the tall grass of southern states. The range of acceptable TV dinners vary from, Stouffers, Banquet, Hungry-Man and in rare cases Kids Cuisine. If acquired, a man must be certain to never let go, as the profit margins in this relationship favor the man. 10 dollars spent and the channel turned to the price is right, is the only requirement for a romantic evening.
Son: Dad! i was going to take my girlfriend out to a romantic night out at Arby's. But turns out she just wants to stay home and dig into a Stouffers tray.
Dad: Wow son! you got yourself a real "Salisbury Slut" . I'd say you'd hold onto her tight, because she sounds like a real special gal.
Son: Well i'll be a monkeys uncle! You bet i will pops.
by 2 Testa-cool 4 U February 19, 2017
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Slut

a person who wants to "show off" to boys
by Yeeeeboyyyy June 11, 2019
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Puck Slut

psycho redhead girl that always goes for hockey players; aka, Kate
Are you a Kate? Yes, I’m a total puck slut.
by ashker123 January 13, 2020
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Anime Slut

A person who frequently watches anime non-discriminatly, who often forgets or doesn't finish a series.
"Girl, I woke up this morning, and watched a couple episodes of...umm... OMG I forgot"
"Damn ur such an anime slut
by Lay-Z-Eye August 9, 2018
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Truck slut

A girl who only likes guys for their truck.
Hannah is such a truck slut she’s only dating him for his truck.
by Pgb613 December 30, 2020
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Speed-slut

Someone who will do whatever is necessary to receive or aquire Methamphetamine's usually having sex or blowing for drugs
That guy is definitely a speed-slut
by Meth-Malone March 8, 2022
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Slut bag

A friend from your friend gang ditches you guys to go to a party so he can hang with his girlfriend even though he is most likely a virgin and will remain one for the rest of his life
Chris-"I'm so bored! What should we do tn?"
Jason-"we could go to mikes party but only if you wanna hang with that slut bag traitor Ryan"
by RowdyGang January 2, 2014
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