Meat Mugging

to visually show your desire to covet ones penis

on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying

by Bucknackeds November 1, 2016

Deaf Meat

Deaf meat is often referred to a clogged penile shaft. After repeatedly masturbating, a build up of salty hard cum sticks to the walls of the piss hole, making it impossible to take a piss. Only people who masturbate a lot are at risk.

Nurse, get me the surgeons, this patient has deaf meat. A surgical operation is imminent, and we may be required to remove a portion of this man's penis.

by Jesse935232 December 4, 2017

wig meat

Getting a blow job

I totally got some wig meat from your sister last night

by Studlaw June 17, 2010

bag meat

The street name for products of a sous-vide cooked meat item.

Honey, what do you want to do for dinner?

I already have it covered. The bag meat has been soaking over an hour already.

by coolchewlew February 15, 2019

meat duo

A Pepperoni and Sausage Pizza

Let's get pizza. Should I order a meat duo?

by pathwaygeo September 2, 2020

Meat wealth

Your status within society based on how much meat you have at any given time. To achieve meat wealth, you must have at least 2 freezers full of quality meat.

*Opens freezer* Damn, girl, you meat wealthy!

by Meatwealth October 15, 2021

Meat Day

Any day that allows a person to consume the meat of Lunchables. Some religious holidays and days of obligation are not considered Meat Day.

Jake:"Give me some meat, it's meat day!"

by Meat Day March 9, 2020