Good Fart Greg

It is when Greg farts the masterful fart. It's smell immediately attracts the dogs nose and gets them to roof. It may be wet deceiving he who farts it into thinking he shit his pants.

That was a good fart Greg.

by Mr. Homophobia June 11, 2023

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Granny Good Guts

An older woman with a very attractive body

Check out granny good guts in the Starbucks line

by Crockett61 June 18, 2023

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I am a good man

Okay, I’ve fixed my broken life, gone clean from addiction, fixed my self esteem, have a hot girlfriend, and am living independently.

I now pronounce to myself that “I am a good man.”

And this good man can’t wait to get a good fuck in on his good girlfriend.

by Bad C dev February 22, 2023

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No. I don't think I'm good enough.... I think I'm better than everyone! At an existential level! From the moment of my birth until the day of my death and beyond! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Hym "And I'm right! Which is cool. You don't really need to carry me around on a Xerxes throne though.... A placard would be good enough for me.... Maybe a little certificate that reads "The was once a man who was better than everyone and I am Hym!"

by Hym Iam February 24, 2023

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