shaggy dog story

A long, convoluted anecdote, often told simply to result in a sentence that consists almost entirely of puns.

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One classic shaggy dog story involves a man named Hugh who is out to stop a couple of monks from growing flowers for money:

"Remember Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars."

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by al-in-chgo March 13, 2010

hot dog nigga

The new Snapchat filter of a dancing hot dog that has now become a meme

did you see that new hot dog nigga Snapchat filter ?

by 304sara July 12, 2017

A hot dog eating a hot dog

A warm dog eating a hot dog

Thats A hot dog eating a hot dog

by Pocketshot226 September 9, 2021

Bloody Chili Dog

Steps in Order to Perform A Bloody Chili Dog:

1.Anal Girl on Period
2.Without wiping penis, insert into bloody vagina.

3. Place Penis in between breasts, and thrust.

Hence the name, Bloody Chili Dog

"Yeah dude. I Bloody Chili Dog'd her. Surprisingly enough, i still fed it to her."

by buzzedwithroy May 2, 2010

dog dick gnats

It's the gnats that fly around the dogs dick. Which are annoying.

Tommy is more annoying than dog dick gnats!

by Donjuan1173 September 28, 2013

Dog in my office

A waste of time while at work. Euphemism for fucking the dog while at work.

I'll see you later. Gotta get back to work... well not really. There's a dog in my office today.

by Zarbuck May 5, 2011

Chilean sea dog

the art of when making out with an alcohol-poisoned drunk bitch, taking her throw-up in your mouth, and carefully blowing it into her asshole, and then having anal sex with a tabasco covered condom into her barf-filled anus.

Nick gave hannah wilson the worst Chilean sea dog in history last weekend.

by Reinered December 17, 2008