peach eye

an especially attractive bulva

what a great peach eye

by Mr. Bawls February 8, 2024

Eye Crusties

Those little crusty things in your eyes that you get when wake up.

'Jessica woke up, and rubbed away the Eye Crusties.'

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart April 30, 2021

Mortgage eyes

A person of ill repute known for their sticky fingered thievery identifiable by their eyes being unable to both look at the same thing at the same time. Like mortgages, ones fixed, ones variable.

Mortgage eyes Deano stole that old ladies purse, when I questioned him about it he couldn’t look me in the eye

by Unclegripper December 27, 2022

Eye Spreading

When she pops out her glass eye and you skull fuck her and cum in the socket creating eye caulk to properly set the glass eye.

My buddy T-Bone was eye spreading this hooker and she woke up with crusties in her eye hole.

by DirtyMouthMedic May 21, 2022

Whispering Eye

Vagina

I've missed your whispering eye.

by One elle March 27, 2009

Mad Eyes

A charming old chap who really likes trapping you with his walls.

Oh no, It's Mad Eyes. We're dead.

by oneoldboi November 9, 2020

Monkey eye shot

The act of having anal with your sister while your brother jerks off and shoots his load in sisters eye while jumping and chanting like a monkey

I love to give my sister a monkey eye shot

by Bobby miller February 25, 2025