on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying
by Bucknackeds November 1, 2016
Get the Meat Muggingmug. Pot roast. Or when a Viking shits in a pot, simmers his nuts in it for 2 hours and plunders some ass immediately after.
by Dank Diggler December 27, 2023
Get the Kettle Meatmug. The physiological barrier you unexpectedly crash into after eating a large amount of meat.
Following impact with said wall, every bite afterwards is a nauseating, self-torturing challenge.
Following impact with said wall, every bite afterwards is a nauseating, self-torturing challenge.
by Douche McBaggins October 27, 2016
Get the Meat Wallmug. When you're seeing a girl and there's no "title" and the girl begins to act, treat and behave like your in a "titled relationship" without your acknowledgement.
Girl: "Why didn't answer your phone? I called you all night. Who were you with?
Guy: What the @#!$, you're tripping, quit trying to sink your "Meat Hooks"
Guy: What the @#!$, you're tripping, quit trying to sink your "Meat Hooks"
by bl0ody6lov3 May 11, 2023
Get the Meat Hooksmug. Noun. Derived from the words 'man' and 'seats'.
The seating area often found tactically placed outside the women's fitting rooms in clothes stores for the convenience of the poor men who have to sit and wait whilst their partners do whatever they do in those changing rooms - probably activities such as playing chess, solving world hunger or finding the next prime number, given the amount of time they spend in there.
The seating area often found tactically placed outside the women's fitting rooms in clothes stores for the convenience of the poor men who have to sit and wait whilst their partners do whatever they do in those changing rooms - probably activities such as playing chess, solving world hunger or finding the next prime number, given the amount of time they spend in there.
Man: Excuse me, where are the meats?
Assistant: Sorry sir, we don't have those facilities.
*Drags wife out of shop*
Assistant: Sorry sir, we don't have those facilities.
*Drags wife out of shop*
by scottyj27 March 28, 2015
Get the meatsmug. The hot guy who loves to watch little boys do fun stuff, for example he likes to watch children masturbateeeee
by Meat Mincer November 27, 2018
Get the meat mincermug. by puddin paver December 8, 2013
Get the meat on the feetmug.