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Douche-in-a-Box

1 or more people who play xbox and are constantly negative while other people are talking in a lobby(usally around the age of 21 and talk shit to those younger than them)
Justin: Hey Andrew, are we going to Kareem's house today?
Andrew: I think so.
Douche-in-a-Box: (mocking tone) are we going to kareems house today?... Shut the fuck up, ur sooo fucking annoying.
Justin: Wow, mute this fag, he's bein such a Douche-in-a-Box.
by ThatTallKiiD December 6, 2010
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red gift box

the "gift" girls get every month
Mom: Sweetie do you want to go swimming with your friends tonight?
Girl: No way! Mother nature gave me the monthly "red gift box"
by ThatGirlDownTheStreetThatHates September 12, 2016
mugGet the red gift boxmug.

Tickle your fart box

To take an object and brush it against your butthole to get a tickling sensation.
Dude, let me tickle your fart box
by Kickmyclitoris October 6, 2017
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California Kitty Box

When you and your significant other live in a camper and can’t afford dinner you reach in the litter box grab a couple turds and fry them for dinner.
Babe we are broke let’s get some California kitty box.
by Yeeeeeeeeahhhhhh March 24, 2022
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car box

A term for smoking pot in your boyfriends bedroom with the door closed after taking a shower and shit in that order.

Most of the world knows this as hot boxing.
Victoria has frank open the door to the apartment so she could go take a large car box in her boyfriends bedroom.
by Drinkleberries June 16, 2020
mugGet the car boxmug.

box

box
box
by BOXBOXBOX30X October 5, 2020
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Five Buck Box

Created by Taco Bell in 2009, these taco-shaped laxatives provide old people a tasty alternative when it comes to their bathroom needs.
Instead of shotgunning a prune juice I ate a five buck box instead; needless to say I just destroyed that toilet.
by Rster04 October 23, 2011
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