Slap your average best friend day

Slap your tallest best friend day is October 22nd, slap your shortest best friend day is February 12th, so slap your average best friend day is September 25th

Average friend: why did you slap me??

Other friend: It's national Slap your average best friend day
Average friend: oh ok

by Egibadif September 24, 2021

national murder your small friends day

October 22nd is national murder your small friends day. This applies to any of your friends that are smaller than you.

Tall friend: Hey it’s october 22nd!
Small friends: So?
Tall friend: Its national murder your small friends day!
Small friends: no💔

by thisisnotniamh October 21, 2020

National fuck your best friend day

A day where your best friend cant say no to have sex gay, and straight

John: Hey best friend
Ashley: Hey whats up?
John: Its National Fuck your Best friend day
Ashley: Ok lets do it

by PRINCEMEL10234 June 7, 2021

Call your best friend babe day

Just call them babe . Or if not you have no friends like me

Jonny: hey wyd babe
Jonah :wtf

Jonny:oh it’s call your best friend babe day

Jonah:oh ok babe

by Wired December 10, 2019

National Ignore Your Best Friend Day

You can’t talk to your friend or best friend for the whole day. That means under no circumstances should u talk to your friend!

This day is on October 29

Hey National Ignore Your Best Friend Day

by Tylol1234 October 28, 2019

Show My Dad's Friend Guitar Hero

A commonly used excuse to leave a social situation for a few minutes to masturbate

I'll be right back. I have to go show my dad's friend guitar hero really fast.

by Filbs April 7, 2008

National f*ck your friend day

Relationship or not f*ck your friend on June 16th

“Today’s national f*ck your friend day”

by Hallaatyaboi June 16, 2021