poopy fingers

what you call someone when they smell like shit

Yo Rory you got hella poopy fingers bruh

by YoWhattupDawg October 21, 2019

Third Finger Salute

Flipping someone the “bird” .

He pointed to his temple with the appropriate finger, and with a quick jerk of his hand exercised his right to a third finger salute.

by LDudereno October 23, 2019

double finger press

The most perfect pressure on a man’s supple taint, indirectly stimulating the prostate in such a way to top off an orgasm.

Last night I put the most perfect pressure on his rainbow bridge, and I gave him that good ole double finger press, and he gushed like old faithful.

by Double Finger Press D. F. P. October 25, 2019

National Finger Day

Anyone and i mean fucking anyone that you wanna finger , you can ITS NATIONAL FINGER DAY BITCHES ****NOV 3rd

"Hey can i finger you?" "SURE , ITS NATIONAL FINGER DAY"

by Cyperohyper November 1, 2019

Ten Finger Assist

When a man can't get the shit done himself, you give him up to a ten finger assist

You can't cum honey? Let me give you a ten finger assist.

by CrazyGinger42 December 2, 2020

Finger Fistless February

Now it’s the girls turn to show if they’re as persistent as the boys. They can't touch theirself, until FFF ends. No masturbation, no sex.

A Few girl can only do finger fistless february

by ProbablyNotJosh December 3, 2020

Dick Fingers

The opposite of the Midas Touch. Instead of things turning to gold they get fucked.

Everything was great until Sally ruined it with her dick fingers. Now my car is on fire.

by mustadio87 December 3, 2020