by R0nR0n July 13, 2025

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by mm hm January 30, 2023

The smallest of its kind
by lijordon January 25, 2017

Dirk: Bro, oh no! Did you hear about Gil? He paid the stripper to have sex with him at the bachelor party last weekend, but then surprise! Her lawyer appeared like outta nowhere and started destroying his asshole from behind. It was complete devastation.
Steven: Oh shit, he got Trump Towered? Awful, do you know what his recovery will be like?
Steven: Oh shit, he got Trump Towered? Awful, do you know what his recovery will be like?
by ItsMeJB June 4, 2024

the man urinates in a golden urinal while ignoring the woman who is kneeling behind him slurping his not so tidy asshole or if tidy ass called a stainless steel trump.
by santa mcrape claus December 27, 2021
