Trump-spreading

What you do when you are truly desperate to fuck things up even worse—like walking around sick with COVID and spewing everywhere.

I’m such an asshole, I got so bored today I went out and did a bit of Trump-spreading in the subway.

by anonymous October 6, 2020

Trump

Trump is a strange man with a corn husk glued on top of his otherwise bald head. The wonder at this corn husk somehow amassed him a large enough following to become president of the US.

Person 1: Woah dude, who's that man with a corn husk glued to his head?
Person 2: Oh, that's Trump.

by cheesyAltoids October 17, 2022

trump

an orange

“trump looks like an orange”

“i need to take a picture of his tan, and show it to the guy who sprays my fucking deck”

by greyst4r September 1, 2023

TRUMP CHANGE

When something is very costly or expensive.

Sure, buy the whole building, it's only Trump change

by Bikerbiz August 14, 2018

Trump Tower

When you are banging a sex worker, but then also unexpectedly her lawyer is fucking you in the ass.

Dirk: Bro, oh no! Did you hear about Gil? He paid the stripper to have sex with him at the bachelor party last weekend, but then surprise! Her lawyer appeared like outta nowhere and started destroying his asshole from behind. It was complete devastation.

Steven: Oh shit, he got Trump Towered? Awful, do you know what his recovery will be like?

by ItsMeJB June 4, 2024

Trump

Trump is a orange ass little bozo who is always shaming people

“Do you like trump”
No I don’t bitch

by urmom- February 26, 2022

Donald Trump

47th, and current president, of the United. He shouldn’t have won the election, but a bunch of angry young dudes who can’t get laid put him in power to strip away people’s rights.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump’s son, Baron, got caught committing rape sometime in the next few years.

by This is my handle okay February 13, 2025