the poop girl

the real legal name of amber heard the girl who poos on beds

we have johnny depp the godly jack sparrows versus the poop girl

by TheRealMilkAndCerealYT May 30, 2022

Phantom Poop

when after anal sex, one feels the sensation of having to poop when they do not have to poop.

do you really have to poop, or is it just phantom poop.

by sirshitsalot96 February 27, 2021

Poop Jar

A secondary way of hiding/storing your poopy from your mom. Usually stored under a bed.

- So did you make the poop sock?
- No.
- Where is it then?
- In a jar, a Poop Jar
- Nice.

by Mr. Breast June 3, 2023

poop shootin boogie

When you make a fast break to the bathroom but you are afraid to take full steps so you just kind of hurry-shuffle your way there hoping for the best... Were talking like so bad you dont even know if your going to make it and you ll plow anything that stands in your way faster then your mom on a friday night.

"That guy waddled by me so fast he almost knocked me down!"
"He must be doin the poop shootin boogie to the bathroom."

by TheVillain420 February 18, 2021

And I poop

when your friend says something so shocking, you feel the need to shit yourself.

Guy: I got your friend pregnant and i’m leaving the country but I’m in love with you. come with me?

You: AND I POOP?!

by mamimunch69 September 4, 2023

Poop

Shit aka the stuff that comes out when you sit on the toilet and push, or when your constipated you have that stuck in your butt

Oh no I took a large poop in my washing machine

by Your good pseudonym September 5, 2021

[poop pouch]

When a women where's tight jeans but don't have the ass to fill it and they have saggy britches it's called a poop pouch...

Wow look at April she has no ass do u see that poop pouch sagging.

by Martha mylana November 28, 2014