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ghost a bitch october

Any girl that’s not a day one of yours can get ghosted.
It’s ghost a bitch October all y’all lame hoes gotta go!
by Cp2flyy October 5, 2020
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October 23

Slap your shortest best friend day.

Been abused on October 22nd for slap your tallest best friend day? Have no fear, it’s revenge time.
Friend 1: come here
(Short) Friend 2: why?
Friend 1: it’s october 23rd
(Short) Friend 2: oH cRa- *insert slap noise*
by kwatie October 22, 2019
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october 21

Oof imma kiss ma crush today . “why” ? Because today is october 21 !!
by baddiesksksk October 18, 2019
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October 29

"Hey baby is October 29."

"What does that mean?"
"It's national kiss your boyfriend day."
by Tiktok egirl October 28, 2019
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October 31

short girl: you know what day it is
tall boy: yea it October 31 hallow-
short girl: *kicks tall boy*
by soggybreadis.really.good October 29, 2019
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Optional October

This is the prelude to "no-shave November." It is where shaving becomes optional due to a variety of factors, including the beginning of the MLB playoffs, your favorite NFL team being 3-1, plain old laziness, or the fact that one just needs some practice not shaving. It can also relate in northern tier states to the beginning of deer bow hunting.
Dude, you didn't shave today. Are you prepping for "No-Shave November?" "Yep, but it has a name. It's called Optional October."
by iliumoptical October 2, 2012
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