That one guy in your life that your boyfriend hates and is the reason your boyfriend thinks your cheating. If you have one, your very likely to have an irritating boyfriend with him around.
Your bf :Oh who's that?
You(though I would suggest you don't) :My guy best friend.
Your bf : *in his mind* ARE YOU CHEATING? YOU ARE AREN'T YOU! OH IT DOESN'T MATTER AS LONG AS HE STAYS OUT OF OUR WAY! OH I'M GONNA K!LL HIM!
Sweetie, can we talk (smiles innocently)
You(though I would suggest you don't) :My guy best friend.
Your bf : *in his mind* ARE YOU CHEATING? YOU ARE AREN'T YOU! OH IT DOESN'T MATTER AS LONG AS HE STAYS OUT OF OUR WAY! OH I'M GONNA K!LL HIM!
Sweetie, can we talk (smiles innocently)
by PotatoKiwiCat123 July 18, 2024
A guy who is obsessed with collecting yetis and doesn’t stop talking about how fire his salsa is. If you see him on the street you’ve probably heard him quoting “The Campaign” and crying over a missed parlay.
by Shooter McGavin February 07, 2025
911 what is your emergency?
Yeah their is some Fat guy in a comically small truck driving through my lawn!
Ok sir, we have the entire department on route to your location.
Yeah their is some Fat guy in a comically small truck driving through my lawn!
Ok sir, we have the entire department on route to your location.
by Dr. DaddyChadensky January 31, 2023
"John is such a great person."
" Nah, he killed my best friend. He's just another backdoor bad guy."
" Nah, he killed my best friend. He's just another backdoor bad guy."
by onlyabt September 21, 2018
This Guy Who is Really Cool. Has a friend named Cobbie who has a really really small Penis, A Micropenis.
by Punani Guy April 17, 2022
by Lala Pepperstine March 05, 2019
A comedy duo who make humorous puns out of various words in a manner similar to Mexican Word of the Day.
The Pun Guys:
"Your word is 'Thirsty.'"
"Are you coming on Wednesday or Thirsty (Thursday)?"
"Garrulous."
"My girl is such a garrulous (careless) driver."
...
"Did you have something better?"
"Yeah. I want to go to to the zoo and see the garrulous (gorillas)."
"Your word is 'Thirsty.'"
"Are you coming on Wednesday or Thirsty (Thursday)?"
"Garrulous."
"My girl is such a garrulous (careless) driver."
...
"Did you have something better?"
"Yeah. I want to go to to the zoo and see the garrulous (gorillas)."
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 03, 2022