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Flap-Jacking-Off

1. Playing ring toss with pancakes (usually IHOP variety) and an erect penis.

2. Tossing or stacking of pancakes on the penis, esp. to see how many pancakes are required until organ is covered.

Masturbation and/or eating of the pancakes may also occur.

3. Having a sexual partner eat pancakes off of one's penis. Also includes the act of eating said pancakes. Maple syrup may or may not be involved.

(Also known as "pancocking")
"I was flap-jacking-off last night, and made my through 5 IHOP shortstacks before I was covered."

"If you flap jack me off, I'll give you an Old King Clancy."
by Sonique Pussi March 24, 2013
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Blow jack stand off

Where some people are robbing a place and get surrounded by the police and to pass the time they blow jack all the hostages.
It was a blow jack stand off.
by Judge dredd7 April 25, 2011
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Missouri Flap Jack Surprise

When 2 or more people stuff pancakes up their asses, take pictures of it and send it to their parents
Person 1: Dude my mom got a sick Missouri Flap Jack Surprise this morning!
Person 2: Nice i gave one to my dad the other day, it was awesome!!!
by jdan916 June 10, 2011
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Spicy Jack Cheese Wedges

I'll never stop eating these no matter how unhealthy they are. They're just that good.
I've eaten 28 Spicy Jack Cheese Wedges in one sitting before when I was 15.
by hoyclan March 13, 2010
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Jack nuts smuck nizzle

an ass clown with hair on it's neezey fizzle on it's nazzle
by jake Roop April 7, 2003
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spit-lube jack-off

A spit-lube jack-off is a masturbation session that a guy gives himself using his own saliva for lube if he's circumcised and out of his favorite lubricant.
Since I'm cut high & tight, when I'm out of Sliquid, I just have a spit-lube jack-off!
by USAF Cadet March 29, 2021
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you don't know jack

An extremely popular video trivia game where the categories are outrageous, the questions are hilarious and the host makes fun of you when you're wrong! Everyone I know goes crazy for these games.
Have you played today's Daily DisOrDat game on the You Don't Know Jack Website?
It's called:
Spank Me! Spank Me Per the Geneva Convention!
Me DisOrDat you long time.
And it tests your knowledge of two very important topics!
by Marcy33 December 27, 2006
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