Blow jack stand off

Where some people are robbing a place and get surrounded by the police and to pass the time they blow jack all the hostages.

It was a blow jack stand off.

by Judge dredd7 April 25, 2011

Spicy Jack Cheese Wedges

I'll never stop eating these no matter how unhealthy they are. They're just that good.

I've eaten 28 Spicy Jack Cheese Wedges in one sitting before when I was 15.

by hoyclan March 13, 2010

Missouri Flap Jack Surprise

When 2 or more people stuff pancakes up their asses, take pictures of it and send it to their parents

Person 1: Dude my mom got a sick Missouri Flap Jack Surprise this morning!
Person 2: Nice i gave one to my dad the other day, it was awesome!!!

by jdan916 June 10, 2011

Jack nuts smuck nizzle

an ass clown with hair on it's neezey fizzle on it's nazzle

Ur mom

by jake Roop April 7, 2003

spit-lube jack-off

A spit-lube jack-off is a masturbation session that a guy gives himself using his own saliva for lube if he's circumcised and out of his favorite lubricant.

Since I'm cut high & tight, when I'm out of Sliquid, I just have a spit-lube jack-off!

by USAF Cadet March 29, 2021

you don't know jack

An extremely popular video trivia game where the categories are outrageous, the questions are hilarious and the host makes fun of you when you're wrong! Everyone I know goes crazy for these games.

Have you played today's Daily DisOrDat game on the You Don't Know Jack Website?
It's called:
Spank Me! Spank Me Per the Geneva Convention!
Me DisOrDat you long time.
And it tests your knowledge of two very important topics!

by Marcy33 December 27, 2006

Peanut Butter Slip Jack

The act of having your girl lick a generous helping of peanut butter off your junk, leaving behind a tacky lubricant. You then slam your dick into the first available hole and jackhammer it like an old sidewalk.

She walked funny for days after I gave her the Peanut Butter Slip Jack.

by The Cum Factory June 28, 2011