can't a guy have a shit

an excuse used by a fat slob you work with to get out of doing any work
Don was asked to do a simple task to which he replied , can't a guy have a shit!!
by jazzem December 08, 2021
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Guy Buy

When you go with a lady you presume to be a queen to be a queen to buy coffee paraphernalia . EX: She points at $3,000.00 espresso machine and you buy it.
Friend: Where did you get this $3000.00 Espresso machine Leeann?

Leeann: It was a guy buy I had him eating right out of my hand that weekend I went to visit.
by TheChameleonofChemistry April 04, 2022
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Such a guy

A classic, stereotypical man who acts like a neanderthal, not thinking logically, but childishly
*cleans something messy with his bare hands instead of a rag* “wow, you act like such a guy
by Ryleeexo May 21, 2022
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Cool guy

A Cool guy is Someone that is not self aware enough to know they are a lolcow and buys beer as a main food source

Originally Popularized by the YMH podcast
See that cool guy over there that looks like dog the bounty hunter did to much meth and crawled out of a dumpster
by NotaHotmom66 June 15, 2023
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Cool Guy

The star of the YouTube video "Cool Guy Has Chill Day".
by Aqxer June 08, 2021
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cool guy

A person, typically male, engaging in activities not for the end result, but rather for the sake of the process itself, and how the process makes other people perceive them (typically, like a cool person doing cool things). The end result often reveals itself useless and pointless, but that does not stop a cool guy from wanting to reach it. Among other domains, cool guys populate tech fields and love to develop useless AI-ish apps, streaming footage taken of an ant colony, for example. Cool female guys also exist, but are harder to spot, as STEM fields are cool guys main playground, and there is a notorious lack of women in STEM fields in western Europe and the US.
Farouk showed me a new program he's working on allowing for LED lights to blink whenever someone passes the door to his room, even though he should be working on his school projects instead. He's such a cool guy.
by helltothepli July 20, 2020
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What someone who hates Green Day says/thinks when they hear Green Day
Guy who likes Green Day “Do you even know who this is?”

Guy who hates Green Day “A guy singing in a fake English accent!”
by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy September 14, 2020
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