by hoyclan March 13, 2010
Get the Spicy Jack Cheese Wedges mug.When 2 or more people stuff pancakes up their asses, take pictures of it and send it to their parents
Person 1: Dude my mom got a sick Missouri Flap Jack Surprise this morning!
Person 2: Nice i gave one to my dad the other day, it was awesome!!!
Person 2: Nice i gave one to my dad the other day, it was awesome!!!
by jdan916 June 10, 2011
Get the Missouri Flap Jack Surprise mug.by jake Roop April 7, 2003
Get the Jack nuts smuck nizzle mug.A spit-lube jack-off is a masturbation session that a guy gives himself using his own saliva for lube if he's circumcised and out of his favorite lubricant.
by USAF Cadet March 29, 2021
Get the spit-lube jack-off mug.An extremely popular video trivia game where the categories are outrageous, the questions are hilarious and the host makes fun of you when you're wrong! Everyone I know goes crazy for these games.
Have you played today's Daily DisOrDat game on the You Don't Know Jack Website?
It's called:
Spank Me! Spank Me Per the Geneva Convention!
Me DisOrDat you long time.
And it tests your knowledge of two very important topics!
It's called:
Spank Me! Spank Me Per the Geneva Convention!
Me DisOrDat you long time.
And it tests your knowledge of two very important topics!
by Marcy33 December 27, 2006
Get the you don't know jack mug.The act of having your girl lick a generous helping of peanut butter off your junk, leaving behind a tacky lubricant. You then slam your dick into the first available hole and jackhammer it like an old sidewalk.
by The Cum Factory June 28, 2011
Get the Peanut Butter Slip Jack mug.The act of wearing army fatigues, camouflage face paint and a combat helmet while whacking off to porn at maximum volume to simulate the sensation of masturbating in the middle of a violent war zone.
by dickvandice October 26, 2013
Get the Full Metal Jack Off mug.