One who, while enthusiastically engaging in vaginal sex suffers slippageand hurriedly rams the offending phallus home into his unsuspecting partner's equally unsuspecting rump.
Hungover Dude #1: Man, last nite when I was givin' the ol' hogleg to Donna, it slipped out and I just lined 'er back up and rammed it right in her brown ring.
Hungover Dude #2: Stevie, that is why you, my friend, are the brown ring king!
(High fives are exchanged and beers are opened)
Hungover Dude #2: Stevie, that is why you, my friend, are the brown ring king!
(High fives are exchanged and beers are opened)
by Chesai August 22, 2006
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Get the brown clown nose mug.A sexual act in which someone poops into their hand and then massages their partners penis in a violent twisting motion, as if they were trying to turn the knob of a locked door.
Person A: "Wow, that was the best brown door knob I ever had! Next time can you stick your house key into my dick?"
Person B: "Oh.. so you want your knob unlocked? ;)"
Person A: "No...I just like putting small objects in there while its covered in poop."
Person B: "Oh...I see.."
Person B: "Oh.. so you want your knob unlocked? ;)"
Person A: "No...I just like putting small objects in there while its covered in poop."
Person B: "Oh...I see.."
by Renegade0894 March 30, 2016
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Will Ferrel was so determined to be a movie whore all his life that he gave himself a brown bag lunch just to get the part of the drummer in the Red Hot Chili Peppers movie.
by BrianandAlexButtBuddies June 19, 2009
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Get the eating brown paint mug.A new catch phrase being used after the incident that occured between christopher Brown and Rihanna.
Rihanna slapped chris brown causing him to beat her unconsious.
Everytime a female hits a male this phrase has been brought up.
Rihanna slapped chris brown causing him to beat her unconsious.
Everytime a female hits a male this phrase has been brought up.
Sally kicks tom in the mid area
Tom then say "alright you betta start running before i Chris Brown yo ass!"
John and Liz enters a argument then liz puts her finger in john face
John then says "Get your damn fingers out my face before i run a chris brown on yo ass!"
racheal accuses dain of cheating so he says
"keep accusing me, and ill wall to wall yo ass chris brown style!"
Tom then say "alright you betta start running before i Chris Brown yo ass!"
John and Liz enters a argument then liz puts her finger in john face
John then says "Get your damn fingers out my face before i run a chris brown on yo ass!"
racheal accuses dain of cheating so he says
"keep accusing me, and ill wall to wall yo ass chris brown style!"
by Jkae mcglasses March 31, 2009
Get the Chris Brown Style mug.I've travelled the world, in my mangy horse
singin my song, till my throat is hoarse
the pryere is dry, and the wind is cold
feeling so down, must be getting old
But if somethin' keeps me riding, is the knowledge of my fate
that old feeling in my bones that old death won't find me late
But we all have one another, here to take care of
as we wait for tomorrow and that final brown fuck off
But we all have one another, here to take care of
as we wait for tomorrow and that final brown fuck off
Life is hard, when it feels like and a slippery slope
but climb it, we have to do with with all our hope
and when night give out to day, and it fells liek nothin's new
wish I could rest this weary body, but I can't stop and take a pew
Cos this old cowboy only rides to save his soul
life is notin' but bein out of death on parole...
But we all have one another, here to take care of
as we wait for tomorrow and that final brown fuck off
But we all have one another, here to take care of
as we wait for tomorrow and that final brown fuck off
singin my song, till my throat is hoarse
the pryere is dry, and the wind is cold
feeling so down, must be getting old
But if somethin' keeps me riding, is the knowledge of my fate
that old feeling in my bones that old death won't find me late
But we all have one another, here to take care of
as we wait for tomorrow and that final brown fuck off
But we all have one another, here to take care of
as we wait for tomorrow and that final brown fuck off
Life is hard, when it feels like and a slippery slope
but climb it, we have to do with with all our hope
and when night give out to day, and it fells liek nothin's new
wish I could rest this weary body, but I can't stop and take a pew
Cos this old cowboy only rides to save his soul
life is notin' but bein out of death on parole...
But we all have one another, here to take care of
as we wait for tomorrow and that final brown fuck off
But we all have one another, here to take care of
as we wait for tomorrow and that final brown fuck off
by Nuked Bug June 4, 2004
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