October 19th is the day where you get to drop kick your shortest friends out of the 2nd floor window.
Kid who’s 4”11: Bert, please don’t.
Bert: it won’t hurt, you only weigh 50 pounds October 19- drop kick a short person day
Bert: it won’t hurt, you only weigh 50 pounds October 19- drop kick a short person day
by Marybaker October 17, 2019
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October 24th- How to get rid of you friends
Friend: Hey whats u-
you: I'd give you a nasty look but you already have one
Friend: bitch I love what you have done with your hair! How did you get it to come out of your nostrils like that?
Friend: Hey whats u-
you: I'd give you a nasty look but you already have one
Friend: bitch I love what you have done with your hair! How did you get it to come out of your nostrils like that?
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Boy: excuse me?
Girl: bae ( Miranda sings voice )
Boy: okay then?
Girl: PIZZA PAPPIAY
Boy: uh huh cool, bye. *creep*
Boy: excuse me?
Girl: bae ( Miranda sings voice )
Boy: okay then?
Girl: PIZZA PAPPIAY
Boy: uh huh cool, bye. *creep*
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