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Chubby Wombat 

The act of shaving your pubic hair before intercourse with a heavyset person, ejaculating on their face. Then, using the cum as glue, sticking the pubic hair onto their face.
Hey dude, you see that chick over there? I heard Bobby gave her a Chubby Wombat the other night. You can still see some of the hair!
Chubby Wombat by ObiWanCannoli April 10, 2025

Smack womble

Heroin user that takes anything in sight even if its broken for money or free present.
Look at that smack womble who has just come back with a broken shopping bag on wheels
Smack womble by Kingswift85 April 10, 2026

milking the wombat

buying marijuana to smoke, using paper, a pipe, bong or vaporizer. see riding the wombat
i went into the alley to see my friend and for milking the wombat.

Hand-to-Hand Wombat

A board game by the developers of Exploding Kittens. Also refers to fights between women.
Friend 1: "Hey whats up? Was just playing Hand-to-Hand Wombat with the gang"
Friend 2: "WHAT?!"
Hand-to-Hand Wombat by PLMMJ January 16, 2024

Alex Wimble Womble 

Throughout heaven and earth. He alone is "The Bald One"
Alex Wimble Wombles - When you've Wimbled all your Wombles.

to salt the wombat 

A german alternative for "having sex". The word wombat refers to the female genitals with a lot of pubic hair. Salt is the equivalent for semen.
I think i will get lucky tonight and be able to salt the wombat!

I met your sister yesterday and salted the wombat!