ditch-wiener

Synonym for low brow, of low quality, disgusting, or not worth consuming.

Your ditch-wiener son’s not going to date my daughter.

Would you like some hot dogs? Nobody wants that ditch-wiener meat.

(when offered cheap alcohol) That vodka’s ditch-wiener.

Let’s go find a date at Neely.

You’re only going find ditch-wiener girls at that ditch-wiener dorm.

by 08-Patches January 14, 2024

Wiener Check

A form of checking in to see if your homie still has their willy intact, also used as a term to display wizard level prowess.

Nia: "Hey, isn't Annie a level 15 wizard?"
Jay: "Nah, she failed her wiener check."

by sooo many March 27, 2022

wiener neck

When the back of an individuals neck, usually a FAT MAN, looks like a pack of Oscar Meyer Weiners.

Look at the wiener neck on that guy, looks like he's hiding a pack of Oscar Meyer Wieners on the back of his neck.

by SheAteTheWholeApple December 11, 2014

clever wiener

The ability to effectively hide a boner. Can also be used by a girl to describe a guy who is good at sex.

Girl 1: so how was it? girl 2: Great! he had quite the clever wiener.

by disturbed cake April 29, 2016

clever wiener

A man that knows how to use his penis. And knows how to hide a boner . A term a girl would use during fun times.

"My friend had a boner and the hot girl didn't even know, such a clever wiener.

by disturbed cake April 29, 2016

Wiener Dip

Your pecker splashes in the toilet while pooping.

Kyle the eskimo wiener dipped while taking a morning crap.

by Captain Capsized October 17, 2016

Wienered

Wieners all over the front lawn.

"You just got wienered" if you have standing hotdogs in your front lawn!

by IllinoisMI September 15, 2013