A group of white girls who are usually all wearing Lululemon and Hokas and pretending to be on a walk but are really just going to get iced coffee. White girl mafias are especially noticeable walking around town in the morning as they want to show that they are productive members of society and have woken up before everyone else. The term mafia comes from the fact that they move in groups and no one can stop them from getting their iced coffee. One of them probably asked you for a cigarette last night at the bar but professes that cigarettes are disgusting during the day. Try to break their routine and they’ll fucking kill you.
I was driving to work today and saw 4 different white girl mafias. All of them had iced coffee but we’re wearing work out clothing.
by durka_durka August 3, 2022
Get the White Girl Mafiamug. Genre or vibe of mainstream pop music often usually associated/played at parties or pre drinks that white girls love and everyone else secretly loves too. Go-to for getting the party started as everyone knows the words and can sing along. Songs usually from the late 2000s/early 2010s by the pop girls. E.g Last Friday Night - Katy Perry, Party in the USA - Miley Cyrus, TiK ToK - Kesha, California Gurls - Katy Perry
by Eliza Hamilton April 19, 2025
Get the White Girl Popmug. by DEK7 January 19, 2024
Get the Basic White Girlmug. a white woman that has no strongly defining features, also known as "easy to draw." they also happen to love potato salad
Person A: "I always forget what Sarah looks like..."
Person B: "Yeah, she's a potato white girl duhhh"
Person B: "Yeah, she's a potato white girl duhhh"
by catunding February 23, 2025
Get the potato white girlmug. The most evil race I've come across in my entire life. Backstabbing, drama obsessed, guilt tripping bastards. Not all of them tho
Person 1: You see Sofia over there? She seems pretty upset maybe we should go talk to her.
Person 2: Don't talk to her, shes a Slightly-tanned white girl, I saw her cry over a fucking cupcake.
Person 2: Don't talk to her, shes a Slightly-tanned white girl, I saw her cry over a fucking cupcake.
by Ass E. Beater March 25, 2022
Get the Slightly-tanned white girlmug. White girl music is songs by artists such as Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, Avril Lavigne, Miley Cyrus, Cher Lloyd, etc.
It's music that results in you putting up your hands and dancing like one of those air dancers.
Songs such as "Party in the USA", "Want U Back" and "Last Friday Night"
It's music that results in you putting up your hands and dancing like one of those air dancers.
Songs such as "Party in the USA", "Want U Back" and "Last Friday Night"
"OMG BECKY I LOVE THIS SONG"
*TGIF In the background*
Becky: "OMG ME TOO THIS IS TRUE WHITE GIRL MUSIC"
*TGIF In the background*
Becky: "OMG ME TOO THIS IS TRUE WHITE GIRL MUSIC"
by Uh.shyva February 22, 2024
Get the White Girl Musicmug. Girl 1: Hey bitch, have you tried the white girl waffle?
Girl 2: Yes queen, it made my pussy quiver so hard!
Girl 2: Yes queen, it made my pussy quiver so hard!
by lucasssssss September 17, 2023
Get the white girl wafflemug.