weenie

Noun.

An uncool, outta style person. Usually into reading, science, and breeding fish. You can find them hanging around arcades or comic book conventions.

TRAITS THAT SEPARATE A WEENIE FROM NORMAL PEOPLE:
1) weenies either wear the same clothes over and over again, OR wash their clothes 88 times a day.
2) weenies are almost always virgins.
3) weenies beat you in the science fair.

football guy #1: YOU DOOD LOOK AT THAT WEENIE
football guy #2: YEAH LETS BEAT HIM UP!!

weenie #1: My stars! I think I have accidentally spilt some Co2 with my NaCl4!!
weenie #2: E=MC2!

by yo yo yo mamma June 21, 2006

teenie weenie

What some of the authors of many of these definitions seem to have.

You can tell when someone has a teenie weenie (or the female equivalent: a shriveled clitoris or yet worse - a shriveled soul!) by the bitterness in their words. Sad.

by Princess H.B.I.C. September 23, 2011

fish weenis

The penis of a fish

Serena "Hey did you hear about our brother Adam?"
Jessica "You mean that he likes to touch fish weenis?"

by A fish protector March 14, 2011

teeny weenie peenie

When your manhood shrinks due to the overconsuption off estrogen enriched eggs.

Ie to the tune of 22,848 over a 4 year college stint..!

<Girl #1> - "<Guy#1>, are you sure its a good idea to eat 12 eggs a day for the past four years?"

<Guy#1> - "Yeah, I workout, so its all cool"

<Girl #1> - "Yeah but wont you get a 'teeny weenie peenie' from all the estrogen in 'dem eggs'"

<Guy#1> "uhhhh, shit" no wonder why <Girl#2> left me.

by keepkosher December 15, 2011

teeny weenie

A very small penis.

You saw him? He’s got a teeny weenie!

by Minecraft1238 January 29, 2019

Euro-weenie

Typically a resident of continental Western Europe. Characteristics are smugness, arrogance, and cowardice. Given to excessive envy and whining about the U.S.A. while forgetting their own sordid history. See ingratitude and hypocrisy

Bwaaahahahaha! Look at asshat nancy-boy Euro-weenies! What a bunch of fags!

by DT December 21, 2004

weenis

Its when your playing tennis but WE are the ones playing tennis.

Lets go play a game of weenis

by tim waltman April 4, 2005