What the Jack?

A phrase sometimes used to avoid cursing, sometimes by professors. A similar reference can be found in Matlab using the 'why' command.

When the problem didn't work out as expected, the professor exclaimed, "What the Jack?!"

by Anonymous222999 March 31, 2010

What the breeks

A quirky and PC version of the ejaculative "what the fuck?"

Teagan: yo! why am I finding out TODAY that we have a 16 year old half-sibling?!
Morgan: what the breeks?!

by teagansister August 4, 2021

Wish what

A phrase said by retarded people apparantley meaning what.
The word wish seems to have no relevance to the phrase.

Wish what?

by G301G3 November 17, 2010

Whats The Haploid?

Another way of saying “What’s up?”, “What’s the move?”, or “What’s happenin’?”

“Hey man! Whats the haploid?”
“Not much. How ‘bout you?”

by Swanky Cookie March 27, 2019

That's what Damascus

A phrase used to mock the lyrics of Youtuber 'Dream' new music video 'Mask'

Some variations: 'That's what the Mattress'

A: Have you heard Dream new music video

B: Yeah, That's what Damascus, lmao.

by Microdale June 29, 2021

What Do

A popular way of saying "What to do" or "What should I do" on the image board 4chan. Normally included with a picture.

I walk into my room and see this, what do?

by Desertman123 February 16, 2010

What is Love?

A song written and sung by Haddaway in 1993. Since the internet revolution, it is usually associated with the "Night At the Roxbury" GIF and used as a joke.

"What is Love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more."

by Turnaboutor February 16, 2009