Valentine's Day

The worst fucking holiday ever if you are forever alone. You usually sit in the darkest corner of your room consuming cookies and crying as your friends text you about what a boy did for them. It is especially terrible if you have to go to school. Everyone is being asked out, getting valentines (or candy grams) and you are just sitting there buying yourself a lollypop to look like someone gives a fuck about you. Then you go home and commit deathpacito until you are yeeted to death.

Stupid-ass-bitch: Oh my God! I'm going to loose my virginity on valentine's day!
Lonely-person:Go commit deathpacito

by lonely-blond-boy February 10, 2019

Valentin

A very funny boy who has a very kind heart and never fails to make anyone laugh, who is also a choupi by heart, cares for people around him but oh he has a dark evil twist side which is villain and he can probably push you off the eiffle tower at midnight, and wouldn’t be even sorry. Be careful, he has a tendency to annoy people but is genuine A cutie from the heart! Oh and he is a total Parisian boy who’s heart lies in paris and chocolatines. Be careful, he can attack you with baguettes.

Someone : you like paris know?

Valentin : vilain! Putain!

Someone : oh, you’re so Valentin

by Pain au chocolat November 23, 2021

Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day

Other day to be alone

And knowing that your not loved,
See many couples who are happy together…

Someone: Why are you crying?

Y/N: Because no one give me flower or chocolate on Valentine’s Day.

by Aloneness January 2, 2022

Valentines Day curse

The valentines day curse is when a girl or your partner brutally rejects you for valentines or breaks up with you consecutively before valentines day or she just doesnt live near you.

Damn bro she dumped your ass before valentines day you got struck by the Valentines day curse. OR
Damn too bad she dont live near you! Your ass got bit by the Valentines day curse.

by ValentinesCURSE January 27, 2022

Joe valentine

Joe valentine is a man they u will never wanna let go he loves his family more than anything. He has a open heart and he helps as many people as he can. When he passes away everyone that knows him will remember all of the amazing things that he did for people and his family and for this world. He will be missed a lot. He is known for his amazing music and kindness. He is the most handsome man in the world... one day Joe Valentine will change the world step by step... if you ever meet Joe Valentine never let him go u will live-blogged him your whole life.... Sincerely, his Daughter: Sophia Valentine 💙❤️ Love u dad I will always love you to the moon and all over the universe and times 100+

joe valentine:hey do u need help with anything?
Person: yeah
Joe valentine: what’s up??....

by Sophia grace valentine June 13, 2019

valentin

the one who screws up every good thing that happens to them

“wow is that valentin?”
“yeah I heard he screws up every good thing that happens to him”

by scopthicc February 11, 2021

valentine/julian

REALLY REALLY COOL AND HOT AND ATTRACTIBE GHUY!!!!!!! he leiks gacha heat and gacha life....(and south aprk!!) one of thge best peopl youll evber meet 🤤

person 1: not all men.
person 2: youre right, valentine/julian could never.

by eryrlk April 4, 2022