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Valentine's Day 2

"Valentine's Day 2: For The Gays"
The day after Valentine's Day that you celebrate with your partner because your/their homophobic parent(s) won't let you see each other on Valentine's Day
"Sorry, my mom won't let me celebrate Valentine's Day with you"
"It's ok, we can organize something for Valentine's Day 2!"
"huh?"
by Cooblap February 10, 2020
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Valentines Day

A date on February 14 that was setup by the government to pressure and scam couples buy presents such as flowers and chocolate to their significant other and thus pay more taxes. It's also a date where stores raise the prices of items that's commonly bought as gifts on that day to make the taxes even higher.

In societies in which taxes doesn't go to funding the army this is a pretty chill day since the hospitals and schools will get more funding from the government
"Man... I'm gonna be single on Valentines Day this year..."
"bruh. Fucking lonely ass"
by bamcki February 11, 2020
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aw man it's valentines day again, and I'm still fucking single
by jack bbbboooooooiiiiiiiii February 14, 2020
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Valentines Day

For those of us who are single to be reminded that we are in fact, quite single.

Synonyms: Single-Awareness Day.
How nice, Valentines Day is right around the corner. And yes, I know Im still single.
by RainbowKitty27 February 27, 2020
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Dirty Valentin

When the man fucks the woman's anus and tears it
That prostitute lets them make him dirty Valentines
by Diznob May 6, 2020
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Dirty Valentin

When the man has anal sex with a woman and tears her anus
That prostitute lets them make him dirty Valentines
by Diznob May 6, 2020
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Valentine's Day

A day hated by all single people everywhere.
"Ugh, I hate Valentine's Day."
by TheMagicalElfOfDarkness February 20, 2018
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