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obese unicorn

the unicorn that moved to america 25 years ago.
hannah: "you wish you were an obese unicorn!"
by frickinrawrness ness ness June 18, 2011
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Campus Unicorn

Your unicorn is that person you see everywhere and always cross paths with; you both recognize each other, but rarely move past the awkward eye contact because you’ve never actually met.

The term was popularized in the article "Finding Your Unicorn" by Keare and Brown.
"Donahoe had encountered his unicorn earlier that day at the gym. They were standing next to each other and were the only two in the area. It was a little awkward because they had once interacted, Donahoe said, but they didn’t actually know each other."

"Even if you let me yank off your horn, you'll always be my campus unicorn."
by Drainitup April 11, 2015
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Unicorn Trap

A block of computer programming code that is intended to be rewritten later but ultimately never gets rewritten.
I wrote that code a year ago, with every intention of going back and rewriting it, but it turned out to be a unicorn trap.
by euler of man February 22, 2014
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Unicorn Lice

The presence of sparkles in ones hair or scalp.
Guy #1: Is that Unicorn Lice?
Guy #2: Yeah, I went to a party with Art students last night. I got totally Broinged. I woke up this morning with Scass in my hair.
by Amber_Cullen_Black August 22, 2009
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throw the unicorn

when some fool cuts me off in traffic I throw the unicorn flip the bird, give the finger
by lisabell March 24, 2011
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Unicorn-Style

When a guy secures a strap-on to the top of his head and follows up by having sex with a girl, with said strap-on.
I would enjoy to try unicorn-style on thunder baby
by thequeergang28 August 2, 2010
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Unicorn Nod

When someone, usually a lesbian, puts a strap-on around her head and then proceeds to fuck a woman by nodding her head
I love to have babies unicorn nod me in the ass
by Baczkowski March 9, 2003
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