Tight to the vest

A embarrassing secret that is youtubable but the person who calls it believes it shouldn't be so they call "Tight 2 the vest "

Person 1:Hey look at this someone get this on YouTube coz a human banana foster just happened

Person 2 : keep this tight to the vest

Person 1: DANG IT I WAS GONNA YOUTUBE IT BUT NOW I CANT

by Faithmoriahfaith April 25, 2019

enright tight

(adj.) An incredibly tight shirt on a man

"Whoa, shit—that guy's shirt is enright tight."

by Ronnie1494 August 7, 2019

Tight On The Fish

Season floured and fried; therefore the coating is "tight on the fish". NOT loose such as a heavy batter coating.

Are the fish and chips, "tight on the fish" or batter dipped (loose batter).

by BubberM November 23, 2010

Tight eight

When you are less than 8 cums in and the body just isn’t doing it for you anymore. Back to the park I go. If I don’t get my tight eight I’m quite the grump.

You don’t want to run into me unless I’ve had my tight eight.

by Babababa420 January 14, 2023

Tight butthole

Best butthole ever in all the land

Jenny's vagina was hella tight butthole

by Festering moist bologna June 10, 2018

Gettin' tight

When a dude likes a chick, and his pants start "gettin' tight" about it.

"Hi Honey, how was your day at work?"
"Fine, beh-beh; the new girl was looking especially hot & fine today... She's lost a ton of weight, too!"
"WHAT?! Hey, asshole! I don't need to be hearin' you talk about how you're all 'gettin' tight' over OTHER WOMEN at your work."
"Oh, right.... Sorry."

by Professor Von Forster October 20, 2013

Tight cheeks

To be overcome by nerves and perform poorly.

It’s game 7 of the NBA Finals and there is guaranteed to be tight cheeks abound.

by jim jeffcoat August 19, 2021