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gooch butter

When a male puts his finger on his gooch, collecting sweat and smell, and then sticks his finger in a peanut butter jar and licks it. That peanut butter is now gooch butter.
Sal: Why the fuck did you put your gooch fingers in the peanut butter?

Jimmy: It's gooch butter now.
by FlickO April 12, 2009
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Gooch Slapper

A song so good, it has a physical effect on the body. It slaps the gooch.
Gin and Juice is such a great song! Total gooch slapper.
by CyanideCastro August 17, 2011
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Gooch

The place between the vagin and the asshole.
OH EM GEE THERE IS SHIT ON MY GOOCH!
by Andrew3456476567567 June 28, 2008
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gooch monger

also a preson who would glady engage in sexual activities with other men involving the use of his gooch.
"what now"(nathen) "why dont you go fuck your fellow gooch monger tyler."(Straight people)
by andy!!!!! September 14, 2006
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Gooch Patty

When you put baby powder down your underwear and the sweat from your Gooch forms it into a patty.
I'm sweating so bad I have a huge Gooch patty.
by JessicaDavis June 13, 2017
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Gooch Gunk

A paste type of waste that accumulates between the ole brown eye and scrotum. Usually found in males ages 18-45 and after a long days work. Also see: All day dick.
Dude, Joel got into my car after work and all I could smell was his Gooch Gunk. He even left a snail trail, when he got out.
by Dead Boar Customs January 16, 2020
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gooch knuckle

A move which consists of wrestlers sticking their fingers up peoples butts to win their matches.
Wrestler A: I’m so glad I won.

Coach: How did you end up winning?

Wrestler A: I used the gooch knuckle and he completely gave up.
by amnbitch July 18, 2021
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