by iamalexiliporer February 15, 2022
Get the Bark Dog mug.When you are screaming to deficate, turtle head poking brown dragon peaking out your hole and you rush in to the toilet - let it rip without realising there is zero toilet paper, none whatsoever, just the brown cardboard cylindrical centre. Unroll the brown cardboard from its triangular edge and create what resembles a piece of bark. Now wipe your ring'ole with this. This is the act of ring barking.
Had two options, rip one off in the sink and use the tap as a bidet or full ring barking hunter gather style. Went with the latter.
by Boogaloo_Shyrimp January 14, 2026
Get the Ring Barking mug.Another word for cannabis.
by COCO_ONE January 22, 2026
Get the Bark mug.When not having urinated in an extended period of time, therefore not being able to stop peeing, and instead continuing to urinate, often in short spurts until one gets bored and decides to stop, though not having fully emptied their bladder
by Dave Biscuits February 26, 2026
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