Shadow Bunny

The third-party you enlist to bounce your mattress so that god still loves you.

Yeah Matt was my shadow bunny last night, I owe him some lunch.

by Dionysus’ dick July 17, 2023

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Shadow Simping

Simping for someone who is already in a relationship.

“Gus is a cool guy but he’s always shadow simping for Mike’s girl so I don’t really trust him.”

by Crazy Train McGraw January 20, 2022

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Shadow people

Mysterious dark beings that are seen resulting from sleep deprivation, hallucinogens (mainly deliriants) or potent stimulant use (such as meth), mental illness, or even possibly an actually real paranormal phenomenon.

I couldn't go to sleep, because the shadow people appeared in my bedroom, and they were scaring me.

by K-Dogg1 August 28, 2019

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shadow glance

Checking out another person while with your significant other.

I just saw you shadow glance that girl with the shorts on.

by Kissy01 April 08, 2021

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Door Shadowing

1.The act of walking directly behind someone so when they open a door, you can slip through after them without having to hold it.
2. The act of walking directly behind someone so that when they open a door, they have no choice but to hold it open for you.

Dude, I was totally out of it this morning, so I door shadowed some chick for almost 10 minutes.

Man, I hate when people are door shadowing all over me.

by Plethora Girl September 16, 2011

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