Sneak-a-poo is an unexpected poo. It's what happens when you go to the bathroom to pee, and then unexpectedly realize you have to poo too. It's like your poo is saying "peek-a-boo! I'm here!"
It usually only happens to girls, or to boys who sit down to pee.
It usually happens at an inconvenient time, like when you have a meeting in 5 minutes, or when you're at a friend's house for dinner and food has just been served, or when you're at your boyfriend's house in the middle of a movie and you ask him to pause it so you can quickly pee but then you're gone for 15 minutes. If you realize you have to poo in any of these situations or ones like it, you've been sneak-a-pooed.
It usually only happens to girls, or to boys who sit down to pee.
It usually happens at an inconvenient time, like when you have a meeting in 5 minutes, or when you're at a friend's house for dinner and food has just been served, or when you're at your boyfriend's house in the middle of a movie and you ask him to pause it so you can quickly pee but then you're gone for 15 minutes. If you realize you have to poo in any of these situations or ones like it, you've been sneak-a-pooed.
As a noun:
Sorry I was gone for so long. I thought I just had to pee but it was really a sneak-a-poo.
As a verb:
Dude, sorry I made you wait for me outside the airport terminal bathroom after we deplaned and you were left standing there for 20 minutes and got so bored that you started riding the moving walkway for fun; I totally got sneak-a-pooed.
Sorry I was gone for so long. I thought I just had to pee but it was really a sneak-a-poo.
As a verb:
Dude, sorry I made you wait for me outside the airport terminal bathroom after we deplaned and you were left standing there for 20 minutes and got so bored that you started riding the moving walkway for fun; I totally got sneak-a-pooed.
by AlexisB April 17, 2013
by ACRanger August 14, 2010
by Ymydadhittingmymomlol September 21, 2019
taking a dump so hard and so fast it flies out of your butt and flips in the air. Can also be triggered in times of great fear.
by zombie_66 January 14, 2010
Usually found in college/university student accommodation.
Occurs when the owner of the poo can't be bothered to flush, and simply places layers of toilet paper over the top. And then the next person does the same. And the next, and the next...
Hopefully someone will flush the damn thing before it hits the ceiling.
Occurs when the owner of the poo can't be bothered to flush, and simply places layers of toilet paper over the top. And then the next person does the same. And the next, and the next...
Hopefully someone will flush the damn thing before it hits the ceiling.
by Pupu October 07, 2005
when a person walks into a public restroom looking for an empty stall; they peer through the crack of the stall looking for and empty toilet. The awkward embarrassing eye contact that the person inside and outside the stall make with each other is called peek-a-poo.
I was kind of embarrassed when I got peek-a-pood by a stranger in the public bathroom earlier today.
by jc bro April 17, 2011
Poo buddies: A bond of friendship, similar in meaning and action to "blood brothers".
Performed by 2 or more friends excreting fecal matter into their hands and exchanging a firm handshake or high five.
Can also be done by dipping your pinkie into your arsehole and then doing a pinkie handshake (also known as a "pooey pinkie")
Performed by 2 or more friends excreting fecal matter into their hands and exchanging a firm handshake or high five.
Can also be done by dipping your pinkie into your arsehole and then doing a pinkie handshake (also known as a "pooey pinkie")
Mum: Hi kids, if the phone rings can yo... uh, what on earth is that smell?!
Julian: Sam and I just became poo buddies!
Mum: What the...? You stupid little cunts!!
Julian: Sam and I just became poo buddies!
Mum: What the...? You stupid little cunts!!
by I love clubbing seals April 04, 2010