Italian Battleship

A frozen Olive Garden breadstick used as a dildo.

I couldn’t hit her gspot with my dick so we had to pull out the Italian battleship from the freezer.

by Judaspurriest October 10, 2019

Italian Frappuccino

Italian Frappuccino also known as Sloppeé Toppeé (Slopay Topay)
Referring to oral sex.

Could you please get me an Italian Frappuccino?

Sure bro why didn't you just say you wanted Sloppeé Toppeé
Because I didn't know you did oral sex.

by I don't know ♤♤♤ March 26, 2020

Italian Gobstopper

The vile sex act when a man makes a meatball around his cock. The man then attempts to shove it down a woman's throat and have it go down her throat.

Hey Steve, I just gave Clarissa an Italian Gobstopper! She loves my cooking.

by KrakMan November 25, 2020

italian sister

When you receive a blowjob from a dude in the dark with a mustache but it doesn't count as being gay because you cannot see it.

Last night I got an Italian sister from Frank.

by The real White Fury October 9, 2017

American Italian

Phrase pretentious foodie assholes use to differentiate between fancy Italian food and cheap Italian food.

"That's not authentic, m'lady, tis but mere American Italian."

by viper651 October 17, 2017

italian bastard

something you call your bro who's italian

Hey look! It's the Italian Bastard!!!!!

by ilovetheitalianbastard February 18, 2017

Italian Dressing

When an Italian man ejaculates onto your salad

I totally tried Joeys Italian dressing on my salad

by ChaoticZebra September 3, 2016