Ditch-ems

A spare pair of underwear or panties that you can discard... to hide devious sexual acts from a partner or in rare cases bodily fluid accidental discharge

Karen made sure she brought a pair of ditch-ems, for after her affair as to not alert her husband..

by Mintymonkeynuts January 05, 2019

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Ditch-uation

Refers to when one is placed in a situation that must result in the ditching of a person and/or place.

Bryan: "Dude, this girl is the absolute worst!"
Alex: "Yeah man, looks like we have ourselves a ditch-uation"

by The Loge Bear April 03, 2011

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Ditch Wine

Liquor of such poor quality that it should be consumed while in a ditch because you will inevitably end up in one anyway

All he could afford was some ditch wine.

Well liquor is ditch wine.

by Marchaverage May 04, 2021

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Alaskan ditch

Where one defecates, puts the feces into a condom and proceeds to freeze it. After some time, one grabs said feces and proceeds to insert it onto a door handle, thus removing the condom to ensure the individual pursing the act is completely free of feces. After that, a blowtorch is required to thaw out the feces so that when an individual instinctively grabs the door handle, their hand is covered in dirty shit

Bro we should Alaskan ditch the shit out Mr. Steinberg

by Rahmaglano October 31, 2021

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