Testing me

Trying my patience

Stop testing me before I kick yo ass

by Dkgvuvusf March 21, 2017

testing

To try the patience of a certain individual who you know can't be tried son.

Alex, if you don't stop testing Jessica, she's going to burn your face with a bagel!

by Steven Waterdog the Third June 3, 2010

fuckstick textington

someone who is text messaging on their cell phone and pretending to have a conversation with you and acting like they are listening to you plus probably texting shit about you to someone

two friends are commuting somewhere the one who is driving says hey do you want stop at the store real quick. the passenger is texting on his phone ignoring everything around him being a fuckstick textington

by slick over weight willy October 15, 2013

testing

To test or to try someone by irritating, aggravating, annoying or anything less than pleasurable.

Testing can also be a premeditated plot to see what you would do in a certain situation.

"This boy's been testing my patience all day."

"He asked me if I wanted a 3some but I think he was just testing me. He don't get down like that."

by Jfender24 March 24, 2008

Textinading

When you sing and play for someone, but through text. Basically texting song lyrics to someone, which instead of a serenade, makes it a "textinade".

"Let me be the one who can take you from all the things you've seen, and if you trust in me I can be there for anything you need".

"What's that?"

"I'm textinading you(:"

by Erica Ewen April 6, 2010

textingship

a textingship is like when you maintain a relationship like only through like texting nshit.

brosquito 1: hey did you hear about Casey?

brosquito 2: nah, what happened?

brosquito 1: he fucking got carpel tunnel from his textingship with that prude.

by fuxbitches January 5, 2012

Limit testing

Usually stated by a League of Legends player who is preemptively justifying their actions, when they are in the clear disadvantage, trying to outperform their opponent. Usually leads to the player dying and infuriating their teammates.

Top lane: "Dude what are you doin? You are half hp, level 4 Nunu, you can't kill the full HP, level 6 Fiora under her turret."
Jungle: "Hold on I'm limit testing."
Announcer: "An ally has been slayed."
Top lane: "gg 15 go next JG diff."

by WashableTaco December 8, 2020