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Texas Tornado

When a male partner takes his female partner and spins her around on his dick like a raging tornado in Texas!
Male: Damnnnnnnn baby! I'm giving you a Texas Tornado tonight!

Female: It better be a good tornado baby! (;
by Natalie Stump. July 1, 2014
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Texas Poundcake

The Texas Poundcake is when 3 friends take the shortest one and make them drink a full gallon of milk. The two taller friends then begin peeing all over the short one while the tiny person puts a bagel in their own mouth. All three of the friends then wrestle until the short one pukes out the gallon of milk along with the bagel. The tall players then fight to eat the bagel off the floor. The one who eats the "Texas Poundcake" off the floor first gets to sit out for the next round while a new player is called in.
Hey Logan! Remember when you, kim and I played Texas Poundcake at the Freddy Fazzbear's pizza yesterday?
by LasagnaMan9 October 28, 2021
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Ferris, Texas

A small town just outside of Dallas thats used as breeding grounds for moronic, redneck wannabees.
Cory: Hey Bo, you're acting like you're from Ferris, Texas again.
Bo: At least I'm not a one trick pony!
by Mr Floater September 12, 2013
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Texas Panhandle

Whilst giving one individual a handjob on a street corner, one continues to solicit donations of change and small bills from passers by.
The hobo at first and broadway needed money badly enough to give me a Texas Panhandle.
by heartattack701 August 19, 2013
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go to texas

Go to Texas is when you have a wet dream. One may say that they had a dream and "went to texas." Used as a code/cover up when around older folks, women, etc.
Person 1: Ah man, I had this dream that I went to Texas last night!!

Person 2 (knowing what's up): Oh yeah?

Person 3 (not knowing what's up): Why would you go to texas? What'd you do there? Did you go to Houston? Austin? Lubbock?
by the_starszy August 10, 2010
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Tyler, Texas

The dirty asshole of Texas. A place crawling with soccer moms that look like, and worship, Sarah Palin. Tyler is a dry county, so the Baptists drive 20 minutes to the county line to get their booze, so as to avoid tainting their reputation around town. Despite being located in the Bible Belt and serving as a hub for retirees, Tyler is a great place to find drugz. Typical hangouts include: the mall, the Hollytree parking lot, and your rich friend's house in Hollytree.
Dallas Resident: "Hey man, where can I score some jankem?"
Friend: "Tyler, Texas."
by PrizzinShank January 16, 2011
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Texas tea

The term "Texas Tea" was originally used to describe oil, and was popularized by the hit 1960s television show, The Beverly Hillbillies: "Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea."

Today, the term can also be found in your local bar as it represents the name of a mixed drink, also by the same name:

Texas Tea:

2 oz Tequila
2 oz Rum
2 oz Vodka
2 oz Gin
2 oz Bourbon Whiskey
2 oz Triple Sec
2 oz Sweet and Sour Mix
Coca-Cola
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin crude. Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
by Giskard July 6, 2004
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