E-Tard noun "E" coming from the word Electronic and "Tard" from the word Retard.
Originated from the term "B-Tard" being any and all who visit the random board on 4chan. Also from the heavily used trend of putting "E" in front of words to make them seem cool and hip during the "DotCOM" boom of the late 90's to early 2000's.
Originated from the term "B-Tard" being any and all who visit the random board on 4chan. Also from the heavily used trend of putting "E" in front of words to make them seem cool and hip during the "DotCOM" boom of the late 90's to early 2000's.
by P_Stone July 17, 2016
Get the E-Tard mug.Tee shirts that have stupid messages or pictures on them that really say look at me I'm retarded. Any tee shirt where the wearer is trying to project a false image. Concert Tees ,I kicked cancer's ass, or East Omaha America's Asshole are OK as long as they apply to the wearer's experience, if not they are just plain retarded.
by benth May 4, 2008
Get the Tard Tee mug.Someone who attracts losers and retards and makes them feel special so they fall in love with them.
AKA Amy.
AKA Amy.
He followed her around the casino like a shadow because she was too nice to him and she is a Tard Whisperer.
by I.Hate.You.- December 27, 2010
Get the Tard Whisperer mug.1. An otherwise seemingly normal acquiantance whose thought process has obviously been clouded by copious and/or regular alcohol consumption, to the point where their normal personality seems to have been negatively affected, even during brief periods of sobriety. ~Often detected by unusually frequent bouts of making a complete ass of ones self and may be accompanied with foul odors.
2. Someone who may already have, or an insinuated suspicion that they may be dangerously close to having a diagnosable problem with alcohol.
3. Term for a person whose apparent alcohol intoxication seemed cause for a particularly unusual incident of stupid behavior.
2. Someone who may already have, or an insinuated suspicion that they may be dangerously close to having a diagnosable problem with alcohol.
3. Term for a person whose apparent alcohol intoxication seemed cause for a particularly unusual incident of stupid behavior.
James: "Was that weird or what last night when Steve took his pants off in the middle of the neighborhood BBQ?"
James' wife: "Yea, we definately need to put out an alca-tard alert."
alcoholic alcoholism
James' wife: "Yea, we definately need to put out an alca-tard alert."
alcoholic alcoholism
by Superick February 8, 2010
Get the alca-tard mug.Tard Tax: An official tax on "retards". A retard shall defined as A) a person who acts retarded and jackass like. B) a person lacking logical and critical thinking to come to a logical conclusion. C) One who lacks the ability to examine ALL the facts in front of them and realise they have been lied to.
Self explanatory....The more of a tard a person is the more tax shall be imposed on them.
Self explanatory....The more of a tard a person is the more tax shall be imposed on them.
1) "Hey guess what??...Congress thinks the American people are not awake and may impose a tard tax on them".
2) "Ladies and gentlemen of the Senate and House...since the American people are asleep and we can basically rape and plunder, how much of a tard tax shall we impose on the American people??"
2) "Ladies and gentlemen of the Senate and House...since the American people are asleep and we can basically rape and plunder, how much of a tard tax shall we impose on the American people??"
by rkmalone July 24, 2010
Get the Tard Tax mug.An obvious beginner skier or snowboarber who decides to get cocky and try black diamonds. he then gets to scared to do anything.
A person who is very bad at skiing or snowboarding who is always falling. usually falling right in front of a person.
A person who is very bad at skiing or snowboarding who is always falling. usually falling right in front of a person.
"Where were you?"
Sorry man i was going down to the lift when a total ski-tard cut in front of me and bailed.
Sorry man i was going down to the lift when a total ski-tard cut in front of me and bailed.
by triplec787 August 11, 2010
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