Bozo.Tamales

This lil fuckin beaner just disrespectfully slammed my entire siege team 3 fuckin times, 17-2, 14-1, 16-3, and then asked for my moms number. He fucks her every night now. Its really loud. If you play the kid, dodge. Immediately.

“Fuck dude its fuckin bozo.tamales bro”
“Not this shit again bro”

by Thisisme223 September 25, 2023

Flag

Get the Bozo.Tamales mug.

Street Tamale

A joint (marijuana cigarette) of abnormally large girth.

"Hey Jonh, did you see the size of that street tamale Quandale was huffin' on?"

John: "Yeah. That thing looked like a chode."

by monger-duke February 18, 2024

Flag

Get the Street Tamale mug.

Mother Taeraesa

My mother. Your mother. Our mother. He is the most slay queen pussy boss ever to walk on this barf planet Earth. He has the voice of an angel but makes me feel a way that would send me to hell. No one has ever slayed the house down more than him. His voice makes me forget any sin I have ever committed. I WANT MY MOTHER TO SING ME A LULLABY AND TUCK ME IN TO BED !NOW!

Mother Taeraesa is the light of this world and no one makes me feel the pop the way he does.

by hamy mamdy June 8, 2024

Flag

Get the Mother Taeraesa mug.

Sodd Tafran

When in a healthy, loving relationship, you and your spouse agree that you can have sexual relations with a person outside your relationship while still maintaining your deep and abiding love for one another.

Every few years, I go to Tijuana and indulge in a Sodd Tafran to relax, recharge, and reset

by Mr ChiForest June 15, 2024

Flag

Get the Sodd Tafran mug.

Mount Tamalpias School

Your average Mill Valley private school that you pay 45,000 dollars to send your kids to has kids who are mostly not very bright, and probably many of them have a mental disorder. There aren't other cars besides Rivians, Teslas, BMWs, type trucks, Mercedes, and other expensive vehicles during the car drop-off line. The kids here are mostly strange, with crazy wealthy parents who send their kindergarteners to a 45,000-dollar school so they can learn the ABCs while the campus is quite beautiful; it isn't even on a mountain. There's a view of it that you can never see because it's always too foggy or cold.

Kid: look a black kid is wearing a Ralph Lauren polo shirt, Gucci shoes, a Luis Vuton backpack, and a Love Shack fancy skirt who has ADHD and dyslexia
Dad: oh, they go to Mount Tamalpias school

by millvallleymom_greenjuice December 22, 2024

Flag